Chapter 4: The Golf

1. Golf is the definition of evil.
2. Golf is even worse than country music.
3. The worse you are at it, the more of a jock you are.
4. Miniature golf is the only exception.
5. Golf was designed by the Anti-Jock One to defeat the Jock One's sport called basketball.
6. Golf is the best sport No the Anti-Jock One wrote that!
7. Any sport where you have to drive in a cart from one place to another is not a jock sport.
8. Tiger Woods is not a jock.

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