Chapter 3: The Basketball

1. Basketball is good.
2. Basketball is evidence good exists in the world.
3. Kyrie Irving is a genius.
4. I could beat LeBron James and Michael Jordan in a 2v1 when I was four.
5. A 3-point line should be 30 feet away from the 15 foot hoope (which I can dunk on, by the way).
6. I can do a 360° upside-down backwards windmill dunk on a 20 foot hoop.
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8. Centers are lame.

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